Facts about the Internet

What do you think about the internet?  I think it is a bad, bad place.  If the internet were a hairstyle, it would be some kind of mix between the most mullet-y mullet and Stanley Tucci's creepy comb-over in "The Lovely Bones".

Graphs are not sufficient to explain how scary the internet is.  The best I can do is present this jpeg to remind you.  It has nothing to do with hairstyles, in case you were hoping for that.  No picture could do that crazy hairstyle any justice.

The internet may seem pleasant at first, but those words, "it is scary", are always lurking in the darkness.
-Micah