Gif Fun

Chef vs. Onion

We sadly have largely stopped posting on here.  But here's a 3 page comic for good measure, anyway.

 

Have fun, people.
-Micah

SFX Credits!

• S: Goblet_G_Loud.wav by acclivity
• S: male_Thijs_loud_scream.aiff by thanvannispen
• S: Melt down 1.wav by club sound
• S: BACKFIRE.ogg by CeebFrack
• S: hit with dirt spray 3.wav by Halleck
• S: CinematicBoomNorm.wav by HerbertBoland
• S: Jet Pack.wav by thatjeffcarter
• S: writing.wav by Makkan 
• S: 20060907.instructions.wav by dobroide
• S: mega-thunder.wav by Erdie
• S: electric_sparks.mp3 by Connum
• S: Space Fighter Pass.wav by Matt_G
• S: alarmclockbeeps.aif by tedthetrumpet

Bestest Musique

Usually music is dumb.  It's the same stuff over and over.  This song... this song is a bit different.  And maybe not in a good way.  Go, cry your way back to Justin Bieber.  Pop hooks are for suckers.



Maybe I should rephrase that.  Listenable music is for suckers.

-Micah

Things to Shout in Public

This one really goes with little explanation, but I will expound upon it anyway.  Or maybe I won't.  It wouldn't really go anywhere anyway.  Just don't shout things in public that you really shouldn't.  Like these people...  Also don't forget to click on it to get to full resolution if you so please.

 If you don't know what you shouldn't shout in public, then just don't shout things in public at all.
-Micah

Facts about the Internet

What do you think about the internet?  I think it is a bad, bad place.  If the internet were a hairstyle, it would be some kind of mix between the most mullet-y mullet and Stanley Tucci's creepy comb-over in "The Lovely Bones".

Graphs are not sufficient to explain how scary the internet is.  The best I can do is present this jpeg to remind you.  It has nothing to do with hairstyles, in case you were hoping for that.  No picture could do that crazy hairstyle any justice.

The internet may seem pleasant at first, but those words, "it is scary", are always lurking in the darkness.
-Micah

G Cats Spat on a Can o' Soup

Hello.  When you read this, realize that you can see in much better detail if you click on the picture.  Go for it:

The moral of the story is that even if you can do anything you put your mind to, that doesn't necessarily mean that it will be interesting, or even worth it.
-Micah